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this into that Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

I just finished putting this and this, into that. I think it came out pretty well. Now to register with the DMV, and wheelie off into the sunset.

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deja-vu Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

In a few spurts of work during the week, I managed to take the monster down to bare motor. It was not without its highs and its lows however.

After disconnecting the rear shock linkage, I started to take off the swingarm, only to discover that the pinch bolt on the sprocket side had been horribly deformed by the chain. There was no way to get an allen key in there. I cut down through the deformed portion of the bolt with a dremel until I could get the allen key in, but by that point there wasn’t enough purchase to loosen it and it stripped. The bolt is recessed into the swingarm halfway, so there wasn’t an easy way to try any conventional bolt removal options. I finally ended up cutting a hacksaw blade, and tediously hand-sawing through the bolt. Took two hours, but it finally came free.

The horizontal cylinders exhaust manifold bolts we’re completely rusted to the studs, and likely have never been touched since the bike rolled off the factory floor. Both ended up stripping, and then pulled out the studs. I’m torn on if I should invest the money and get the ti hardware, or just try to get an OEM set. Oh, and the pinch bolt that holds the collector onto the vertical exhaust manifold also snapped cleanly when I tried to loosen it.

The frame came off without incident after that. I cleaned up the motor in prep for mike to weld the broken mount back together. Meanwhile, the perfect cool days of spring keep zipping by outside. I’ve been here before…

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the monster problem Sunday, April 13th, 2008

“Pags” my 1998 Ducati Monster 900, went up on the lift this past week. Pags came as a deal that was too good to be true, and yet this pathological two-wheeled optimist bought him anyways. Pags was involved in a highway accident (at speed) with a deer. Needless to say, both the deer and the saucy italian motorcycle lost. The deer is no longer with us, and the meeting of the two left Pags with a bent frame, bent front wheel, and some cosmetic damage. The owner had the bike rebuilt, rode it (bent frame and all) until he could afford a new one.

When I got Pags, the accident and all associated information was disclosed to me. I knew I was getting into damaged goods, but its hard to turn down a motorcycle that costs less than your monthly mortgage payment. I sourced a ‘95 frame from BCM, and even managed to blow a day of skiing with Cyndi to pick it up. (Note to guys out there, its not wise to anger the one who supportively funds your wild moto antics). Handlebars, new turn signals, and half a paycheck at Ca-Cycleworks for sprockets, chains, fork oil, and all the required “tune-up” parts. My plan was to pull Pags apart, give him a bath, and then put him back together and ride off into the sunset feeling like I had gotten something for nothing.

I’m still not quite sure if I was smoking some weed laced with bleach, or the waiter at Ruby Tuesday’s that night accidentally dropped some of his ’shrooms into my salad. As I started taking Pags apart, I started following the story of neglect and abuse. The high mount exhaust was poorly mounted and had shaved a gouge in the swingarm, and the ride height adjusters. A battery evidently exploded or leaked at some point, and the right side engine covers paint is chipping off, same story with the front and rear wheel. Poor Pags must have been stored outside uncovered for a long time, as many of case bolts are pitted with spots of rust. I’ve already spent more time brushing and grinding rust off bolts and parts (and painting them) than I have actually disassembling the bike.

Just when I had reached a stopping point, I ran into a surprise bonus. The left front engine mount is cracked in two places. Thoughts of pulling engine casings apart had just entered my mind (along with sorrow and frustration), when the thought of welding the crack popped up. I dropped a note to Mike @ GMD Computrak in Milford (who can weld gum wrappers together). He mentioned he’s done it no less than a hundred times, so at some point I’m going to have to hump the motor down to Milford.

Monsters are funny bikes to work on. From the surface, they look simple and elegant. Pop the tank and its just a rats-nest of wires and cables jammed under a tank. Compared to my SS, the fuel delivery system is ten times more complicated, the wiring loom has twice the number of connectors, and the suspension system is a far cry from the ‘two-bolt, pull the shock’ deal my SS has. I’m hoping I can get it all together by May, so Cyndi and I can take a little moto vacation together. That is, as long as there are no more bonus surprises.

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a weekend in springtum Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Saturday brought a morning of light mist that barely wet the asphalt. The kind of rain that doesn’t warrant the use of umbrellas or hats, or windshield wipers for that matter. By the afternoon, the sun peered out from behind the sparsely populated clouds and started warming up the ground. The thermometer outside the shop read a even forty-eight degrees. “Not a bad day to be in the garage” I told myself, warming my hands on the stove. But that was a lie. Any day above freezing with a running motorcycle after four months of snow and ice, was always better than a day in the garage. I threw a couple more logs in the stove, and opened up the toolbox with a quiet sigh.

“If this doesn’t work, I’m just throwing this clamtrap into my pickup truck and taking it to BCM.” I stated matter-of-factly to Zsolt last weekend. “I just don’t get it!” When I said it, I really believed it. I’d almost always rather accomplish and learn something myself than involve someone else in my mess, but this experience was really testing my already extensively wide limits. Constantly dealing with ghosts and gremlins, even after what shows to be a completely successful top-end repair. But I saw all this as a test of my understanding of the work already completed. Its a system, its a science, its an organic program that has a few running variables out of whack. Why can’t I fix this? Just this past week I managed to build a complete infrastructure for a program I’ve never experienced before, in a programming language I’ve never used; yet I cannot get the motorcycle I’ve been “rebuilding” for two years running correctly?

Last time I had the carburetors apart, I wrote down the jetting in my notebook. I had a feeling that the idle circuit was too lean for the new rings now working against the cylinders. I did some research online, reviewing some base-settings set on monsters and supersports that moto-one has put together over the years. The consensus among most tuners was that the stock pilot jet (#37.5) was much to lean for any aftermarket use. The stock needle also left things a little lean. I purchased a stage-1 jet kit from Cycleworks in the vain hope that maybe the running problems I’ve had we’re all a matter of being overly lean. I’ve always been skeptical of jet-kits as I’d rather buy only what I need, than occupy shelves with more parts I don’t need, but I was very impressed with the FactoryPro kit I got. New stainless steel hex-head screws to replace the cheap black philips-head screws, as well as the float bowl retaining screws. The kit came with a #37, #38, and a #40 pilot jet. All the main-jets included in the kit we’re smaller than what I already had installed. The new needle should help richen up the top end a bit more (even though I haven’t had any problem running off the main circuit).

As I was putting one half of the carbs together, I heard the faint murmur of a four-stroke single over the garage. “That bastard.” I exclaimed to myself, putting down the new pilot jets. Every bike has a distinct sound, a auditory fingerprint thats can get left in your mind. After a season of riding, I had no doubt that sound was Glenn on his Suzuki DRZ supermoto, complete with the ‘make enemies, not neighbors’ straight through RS-3 exhaust. I popped open a bay, lit up a smoke and listened to the 400cc single close in, waiting for him as he dropped down into my driveway. He warmed up by the stove, and over a few smokes we kicked tires and talked about the possibility of taking a motorcycle tour around the Baja Peninsula, Mexico. After sadly both coming to the realization that we probably couldn’t afford it this year, Glenn decided to take off for lunch.

Couldn’t have been five minutes after Glenn left, when I heard the sharp chirp of Cyndi’s scooters horn. It was a nice day for a sub-forty mile per hour ride, and she had come over to do the first service. She watched over my shoulder as I changed her oil and inspected the small strainer screen that substitutes for an oil filter on her little scooter. Despite being ridden around at redline all day long and often higher, the engine oil was still pretty clean. A half-quart of 10w50 and a little polish, and the blue Honda looked (and ran) almost better than new.

Cyndi left shortly after, and I settled back into finishing the carbs for the SS. The new pilot jets went in without hassle, as well as the new needles. I reset the air-fuel screws to 2.5 turns out, and put it all back together. I flicked off the run switch, and ran the starter motor for a few revolutions to prime the oil pump, then flicked it back to run and thumbed the starter again. The bike fired up instantly, but I could tell immediately, even with the new pilot jets not very much had changed. I gave the bike a quick pull of throttle, and sure enough the revs hung, and I was right back where I started. My idle speed was set by the book, the carburetors sync’ed to within 1/16″ of a inch of each other. Nothing made sense. The book tells me everything’s right, but everything is wrong! Angry and frustrated, I threw my tools to the floor and stormed out of the shop and took Lola for a walk.

While walking, I thought to a conversation I had with a co-worker about perceptions that we form, and continued that line of thought to my predicament. Within minutes, I came to an epiphany. I hadn’t heard this motorcycle run correctly in over two years, and I have absolutely no perception of what it should sound like. You know when your motor is running poorly, when its sound and feel changes from the perception you had yesterday, and the day before. Here I am working off a perception so old, that I might as well have never heard it run, ever! The forest for the trees, damn it! I turned Lola around, and quickly made tracks back home.

I closed the book, threw out every spec they had listed, and with a long flat blade screwdriver, laying on the cold garage floor, started playing with the idle and the carburetor sync screw. I set the idle slightly higher, and things got worse, so I set the idle as low as I could go without killing the motor. Ka-thump-thump, ka-thump-thump. Wait, I’ve heard this before, I know I’ve heard this before! I turned the carburetor sync screw down 1/8th of a turn, an heard an audible “click” in my head. The perception was restored, this is how I remember the bike sounding. I glanced at the sync sticks while on my back, and saw they we’re dead on. I excitedly jumped up, and tugged on the throttle.
*vvrraaaaROOOM!*. The revolutions swooped up quickly, and fell back down to a steady idle. I did it again, and again, waiting for things to change as the motor warmed up. But it only got better, and louder. *vrraaaROOOOM*. I was on cloud nine. Even though I was completely alone in the shop, I couldn’t wipe the smile off my face. Sure, I’ve screwed this thing up beautifully along the way, but I’ve also un-screwed it. I stood there with a smile and a cigarette in my hand and started thinking of early Sunday rides to small coffee shops hundreds of miles away, the feeling of riding a beautiful Italian damsel through the most voluptuous curves I could think of.

Listen to the clack-thump-clack of a well running Ducati, and tell me you don’t see those same curves, and those same road-side coffee shops deep in the country.

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the perfect rebuild Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Months ago, my friend Zsolt asked if I had any garage space to spare for a handful of weeks. Seems that while he was out in California, his KTM 560SMR’s top-end bushing had went south, and he was in need of a rebuild. “Of course! In fact, why don’t you just do the whole assembly here?”

Zsolt introduced me into the world of Supermoto racing shortly after I bought my Husqavarna SM510. “Come to the track! Do a practice session, and see how you like it!” He knew what he was doing, as shortly after I found myself buying race plastics and 5″ racing wheels. Now I had a chance to let the pendulum swing and repay him for my countless inquisitions during the previous season, simply by giving him a garage door opener and a brief introduction to the ancient French coal stove that keeps the shop warm during the coldest months of the year.

Tirelessly he would show up during the week, and on weekends to work on his motor. As time allowed, I’d sit in a queen-mary chair passed down to me from my grandfathers law office, drinking coffee and pestering him while he worked. A perfectionist with an unyielding attention to detail, Zsolt would inspect, clean, inspect and clean every single part he touched. Every bolt was cleaned, and measured before anything was done with it. Mating surfaces we’re cleaned, planed, cleaned, inspected, and then cleaned again. He went through contact cleaner like he owned stock in the company, the garage in constant risk of going up in flames every time I’d light up in the haze of CFC fumes. Bearings and other parts, became a common sight in the freezer where the coffee was kept. Gradually, I watched as the motor came back together in perfected segments, until sitting on the bench was a complete motor with brand new internal parts. The KTM Racing logo emblazoned on the side of the clutch cover gleaming in the dim shop light. Could have been a brand-new crate motor from Austria, it looks that good.

Sunday, I helped him put the motor and swingarm on the bike and then set up the 900SS in a corner to finish connecting things. I halfheartedly worked on the 900SS, while Zsolt built the bike up from box of parts in a day. Halfway through the day (six hours of straight work on Zsolt’s part) he hit the only snag in the rebuild. The kickstarter assembly was in backwards. Frustrated, we shot to the local pub and talked tech over a few pints, and then headed back with clear(er) heads. Four hours later, Zsolt was splashing some 93 octane into the tank while I filled the crankcase up with fresh 10w50 oil. After a verbal checklist and the required pre-start smoke, Zsolt jumped on the kickstarter. *Ka-flub-flub-click*. He re-positioned it and jumped again. *Ka-flub-flub-flub-click*. We both figured we needed a few revolutions to get gas up and through the carb. Zsolt gave the bike another kick, and it simply became running. No protest, stammer or shudder. No noises of grave mechanical disappointment, just the smooth and rhythmic tick over of a precision built motor running, perhaps better than it did from the factory.

This is how rebuilds are supposed to go. Things just work the way they should, without hours, days of months of troubleshooting. Weeks of work vindicated by a single moment. I looked at Zsolts immaculate engine, nestled in the steel frame of his SMR, parked next to my 900SS. Under my SS, a few drops of oil from gradual leaks, road grime coating every external facing part of the motor reminds me that maybe my attitude to building motors is a little off.

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2,000$ worth of work Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Last night I had to do it out. I fiddled with the carbs, the jetting, the ignition, the valve clearance on the SS for a total of around 50 hours. At my “cheap” consulting rate of 40$/hr (before) taxes, that means I spent the equivlent of 2,000$ trying to get my ‘95 Ducati SuperSport to run right.

Last night, with the help of Zsolt and Cyndi, I pulled the motor out of the frame yet again, and tore into the ailing vertical cylinder. Just looking at the valves, I could tell something wasn’t right. I did the solvent test in the combustion chamber with both valves closed at TDC, and sure enough, the liquid disappeared behind the exhaust valve. Took the valve out, lapped it quickly and noticed that it wasn’t lapping very easily. A pretty decent ridge of carbon buildup right above the face of the valve wasn’t allowing it to seat fully. I sprayed some aircraft-grade aluminum stripper and let it soak. As of 10:30pm last night, I was still fighting trying to remove the carbon ridge from the face. But I’ll get it. I’m concerned about ruining the face of the valve with anything real tough, so I think I’ll just spend some time with a scotch-brite pad, and some fine grit sandpaper to try and remove the carbon. I’m open to suggestions though (except buying new valves).

Its very frustrating to spend that much time for a simple, stupid problem like this. On the plus side, the bike should purr like a kitten now that both valves are seating correctly. Completely explains the running issues I was experiencing.

All this makes me like the Moster that much more. I can pull cylinder heads and jugs off without removing the motor from the frame. I’m either going to have serious back problems, or some serious muscles for the number of times I’ve wrestled this aging Italian powerplant in and out of its trellis frame.

UPDATE: I thought that the carbon ridge was what was preventing the valve from lapping correctly. Rocky saw my picture and with a good eye said “That valve looks bent!” I initially thought he was just being pessmistic, but when I chucked it up into the lathe and checked runout on the valve face, sure enough, it is indeed bent. Time to get a new exhaust valve, and re-check squish to make sure I didn’t do anything incredibly stupid. I know I learn all my lessons the hard way, but now its really starting to hurt!

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midnight opera Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

I walked back inside from the garage and shivered a bit. Its full-on new england autumn, which means pleasant windy days, but cold nights. Its warmer in the garage than it is in the house. Filled up my coffee for the fourth time and glanced at the clock. 1:30am. I should be sleeping, but whenever I glance at the Ducati through the door, I feel compelled to put parts on. I feel bad for the dog with the house so cold, so I bring her out into the heated garage with me. She settles down near the stove, and I light up a cigarette and just gaze at the 900SS on the lift.

The JE 11:1 drop-in pistons went together and in much easier than the MBP 966 pistons. I only had to file the top rings a little bit for proper gap. I assembled the top end with OEM base gaskets to set squish, and came up with .065″ at the extreme edges on both pistons. Compared to last time where I had to change base gaskets 3 times to get a good even number, it was nice to do it once, and then just pull off the wax. The second circlip went in on each piston, and the heads we’re bolted down for the last time. Getting the motor back in the frame is a two person job. However, if you have a piece of old fencepost, a 2×4 and a basic understanding of levers, it becomes a one person job. I bolted the rear mount in, and left it loose. I levered front cylinder up, using the rear mount as a hinge and slid the last mounting bolt through.

On went the carbs and the airbox. What used to take me 30-40 minutes now takes me 15. This poor bike has been taken apart and put together so many times in the past 4 weeks, I could do this part in my sleep. Before I knew it, I looked around and had no more parts to bolt on. I drained the oil, filled it up with Shell’s best 10w30, and spun on a brand new K&N filter.

I took a long gulp of my coffee, put my cigarette out and stood up. I flipped the key to “On”, and switched the ignition to run. Pulled out another cigarette on Steve Munro’s advice. “You forgot the inital start up cigarette! Thats critical to engine break-in!”. Choke on halfway, thumb the starter. Ka-thump, ka-thump, ka-Brabump-brabump-brump-brump. With the engine idling I pulled out a 100W shop light and looked for leaks while the engine idled. Despite searching for 5 minutes, I couldn’t find one. I gave the throttle a slight tug and the revs climbed quickly. A big stupid grin formed on my face. I threw my leg over the bike and sat on it while it idled on the stand. I whacked the throttle a couple times and listened to the motor sing that deep Italian opera it was famous for. My neighbors outside lights flipped on. Uh-oh. I killed the motor and the lights in the shop and laughed quietly to myself.

Apparently he’s not an opera fan.

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lets try this again Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

Took a personal day from work yesterday to dedicate to rebuilding the Duc. I very rarely have a empty day where I can sit down and get things done in one shot, so I figured I’d make one. I got up early, put on a fresh pot and got to work.

I detailed my spare cylinders, checked piston-to-wall clearance with a feeler gauge (as I lack the telescoping gauges to do it correctly). I cleaned them up, and then used a scotch-brite pad (the kind that scratches) for a home-made quick light hone. It came out much better than I was expecting. The rings should seal very well. After I set the gaps, and labeled each piston, I put the ring compressor on the forward piston, and put a circlip in, and then installed the piston onto the connecting rod. Then I attempted to do the same rather simple procedure for the vertical piston.

Two hours, and a bunch of jammed up fingers later, I was getting very frustrated at why the circlip wasn’t going in correctly. I pulled it out, and compared it to the remaining cir-clips. Sonovabitch. JE sent me two correct-sized clips, and two clips that are much to big for the piston. No wonder I couldn’t get them in.

Sometimes I do feel there are cosmic forces at work trying to test me. But for now, I wait for a replacement set. My new goal is to get a ride on the 900SS by my birthday. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the garage filling up my lamp with some of that midnight oil.

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prep Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Four days to go. Saturday I’m leaving for a 7-day dirt biking expedition to Hatfield McCoy in West Virginia. Of course, this means prep work for the 520SX. I got a number of fancy parts for the bike. Most are parts that badly needed replacement (front wheel bearings, sprockets and chains, etc).

Whats done:

  • Neoprene fork + heim bearing protectors
  • Front wheel bearings + seals. (Had to turn up some new wheel spacers on the lathe because I ordered the wrong size)
  • Radiator fluid drained, replaced and bled
  • Air box + filter cleaned and re-oiled
  • New chain (standard 520, no o-ring)
  • 48T rear sprocket, and a new 14T front sprocket
  • 30$ hour-meter (I screwed it right into the fancy pad on the bar)


Whats left to be done

  • Valve inspection
  • Bleed front + rear brakes
  • Clean + Pre Oil additional air filter
  • Ride!

Couple of notes:
- I spent a good 30-40 minutes trying to get my airbox apart with the subframe off. 26 bolts later, I realized that the subframe (and the airbox) can come off with three bolts. Figures.

+The KTM lever replacements I got are really nice. They actually bolt right under the front number plate, so no matter where you go, you have spare levers! Those Austrians are always thinking.

-The stupid valve cover gaskets I have are not reusable. Oil has been seeping out slowly, and there is a bunch of gunk at the top of the head. Makes it a PITA to clean up before I take them off. A new set of replaceable gaskets from Brap! Offroad are on their way. Hopefully they make it before I leave.

+I should have gotten a bike lift years ago. It makes everything so much easier, especially working on or around the motor.

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need more time Thursday, July 19th, 2007

I finally got the right base gaskets in from Cometic (the horizontal cylinder needed a .025″) and put the motor back together. The squish is slightly tighter than I wanted it to be, but still well within the safe limits. Glad to be done with that… there’s only so many times I can do the same thing, before my ADD kicks in and I end up wandering off into the woods babbling incoherently to myself.

Of course, all this progress means I’ve been going to bed later and later, getting sucked into finishing things when I really should call it quits. This has made for some very interesting “night of the living dead” morning moments. Yesterday, I got up, got showered, dressed, ate breakfast, sat down on the couch to catch the news before I went into work, and promptly fell asleep for 30 minutes. I woke up, mumbled something and shuffled out the door, completely disoriented.

This morning, I got up and shaved after another late night in the shop, stumbled into work, and while washing my hands in the bathroom, noticed that I missed a 1″ by 2″ section of scruff on my chin. Classy.

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